Oh, look who just showed up! It’s Father Down. Being a wholly man myself, and a man of the clothes, I am firm, in my belief in truth in advertising, and at the monstery here. Here. The truth is surely this.
He is getting in late again. I am not one to gossip as you know, but, I personally do not believe Father Down is a real wholly man like me and the Rev. He keeps trying to get us back in the confessional, and I for one, do not like the lighting in there, and this is where the original painting was found.
We just had to reproduce it for you to find your own illumination. Don’t miss this Very Special Opportunity.
• Acid-free, PH-neutral, poly-cotton base • 20.5 mil (0.5 mm) thick poly-cotton blend canvas • Canvas fabric weight: 13.9 oz/yd2(470 g/m²) • Fade-resistant • Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars • Matte finish coating • 1.5″ (3.81 cm) deep • Mounting brackets included