The real lyrics were:
No milk today, my love has gone away
Misheard as:
No milk today, my cow has gone away
The real lyrics were:
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
Misheard as:
A terrorist house in a mean street back of town
The real lyrics were:
It seems a common sight
Misheard as:
It seems to coincide
The real lyrics were:
The bottle stands for love, a symbol of the dawn
Misheard as:
The bottle stands for love, a symbol of the dove