Song: I'm Henry The Eighth I Am


The real lyrics were:
I'm Henry the eighth I am

Misheard as:
I'm Henry the ape I am


The real lyrics were:
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry

Misheard as:
I'm a ripe old man, I'm Henry


The real lyrics were:
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam

Misheard as:
She wouldn't have a willow on a stand