1. How do you feel about chocolate cake?
HERMAN:
Awful
KEITH:
Sick
LEK:
Like it
KARL:
Slurp
BARRY:
I can eat chocolate cakes, but I don't feel anything about them.

2.Have you had an accident with your car and what was your reaction?
HERMAN:
"Oops! I've run into the back of your nice, new taxi, Mister!"
KEITH:
Yes! Anger!
LEK:
Yes. The first day a tire blew and I ended up hugging a tree. I had no reaction.
KARL:
I ran into a car around the Marble Arch. At first I laughed until I saw the damage.
BARRY:
No!

3. What are your families doing now?
HERMAN:
Staying at home cooking and doing normal things
KEITH:
They should be sleeping
LEK:
My father works for the local government in Manchester. Mom's a housewife. My brother, Peter, is a mechanical engineer and Colin works at a hospital
KARL:
I'm not psychic
BARRY:
Spring cleaning

4. What are your favorite recipes and how do you prepare them?
HERMAN:
Tomato soup - can
KEITH:
Curry, roast beef, roast duck - I'm not a cook!
LEK:
Madras Indian curry and English roast lamb - my mother.
KARL:
Hung Fu Low Velly Hot (a famous Chinese dish) - take two pinches of Fu and mix with mixed herbs. Hung it over low light and simmer two days. Eat whilst Velly Hot with steamed rice.
BARRY:
Very hot curry with rice, eggs and bacon, fish and chips - cook? Me?!

5. What to you is the least attractive thing a fan could do?
HERMAN:
Scratch
KEITH:
Attack me with scissors
LEK:
Throw things on stage - anything heavier than feathers, that is
KARL:
Jump under our limousine
BARRY:
Cry!

6. What perfume should a girl wear to please you?
HERMAN:
Something that doesn't smell like tomatoes or asparagus
KEITH:
French Green
LEK:
Jungle flavor
KARL:
Fragrance of Parisienne Dandelion
BARRY:
If the perfume pleases her, it will please me

7. What perfume should a girl wear to repulse you?
HERMAN:
Something that smells like asparagus, tomatoes or French dressing
KEITH:
Arabic garlic
LEK:
Ice cream
KARL:
Fertilizer
BARRY:
Something where the smell lasts

8. What to you is the most horrible clothes combination a girl could wear?
HERMAN:
Ballet frock and football shoes
KEITH:
Mini skirt and thigh length plastic boots
LEK:
Crash helmet and clogs
KARL:
Sky blue plastic off the shoulder rain coat and lead boots with matching earrings
BARRY:
Girls look O.K. to me in anything apart from ice blue jeans and big hats

 

9. If you were to describe yourself as a story book character, who would you be?
HERMAN:
Oliver Twist
KEITH:
Pinnochio
LEK:
Rumplestiltskin
KARL:
Scrooge!
BARRY:
The Mad Hatter in "Alice In Wonderland"

10. What's the most annoying thing that's ever happened to you in a restaurant?
HERMAN:
When I wanted a dinner menu because I didn't like anything on the luncheon menu and we were miles from another restaurant. They wouldn't give me the dinner menu because they insisted it was lunch time and I should order lunch from the luncheon menu
KEITH:
Getting lobster when I ordered eggs!
LEK:
I hate restaurants!
KARL:
I ordered lobster. An hour later the waitress asked me how I wanted it. Then, 15 minutes later she told me they had no lobster
BARRY:
When I finished my meal, I found that I had only one penny on me and I could not pay for the meal

11. What ridiculous things do you find yourself doing while watching a movie or TV?
HERMAN:
I fall asleep
KEITH:
Scratching my toes, chewing my cud
LEK:
Scratching the paint off my guitar with my pick
KARL:
Pulling my sideburns
BARRY:
I keep washing my hands and face

12. What do you do when the telephone keeps ringing while you're alone?
HERMAN:
I usually answer
KEITH:
I count the times it rings. Multiply by 13 - that's the age I'll die. Then, try and figure out who it might have been
LEK:
I would cut the cord
KARL:
They annoy me, but I'd answer it
BARRY:
I answer it. If somebody's got the time to ring me, I've got the time to answer it

13. If you were given $100 dollars for a date, where would be go, what would you do, what kind of girl would you take?
HERMAN:
I'd give her half and take the rest to buy gum
KEITH:
Nearest fruit machine and blow the lot. The girl would have to be understanding
LEK:
I would go to Mars to paddle in the canals with a bald-headed girl
KARL:
I'd go for dinner, then a club and dance. Then, take the girl (a happy, fun-loving kind) home before her clothes turned to rags
BARRY:
I would go to a restaurant for a great meal. I would take a girl who is great company

14. What's the silliest thing that you could buy for $100 dollars?
HERMAN:
A Persian Gezinta Bird
KEITH:
400 nutty chews, one for everybody in sight
LEK:
A seven ounce Dodo Bird
KARL:
Heated lamp posts for little dogs
BARRY:
A pogo stick

15. If you were to describe yourself as an animal, what would you be?
HERMAN:
A human being
KEITH:
A bear
LEK:
A monkey
KARL:
A lion
BARRY:
An elephant


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