HERMAN HOWLS: Say, Herman, what's all this about buying a new cadillac? Have you forgotten that you just bought a new Jaguar? Oh well, we'll be more than happy to take one off your hands if you have trouble driving both of them at once.
      Speaking of car trouble, Herman and Hermits had a bit of that not long ago. They were involved in a minor auto crash and were all spirited off to the nearest hospital. No injuries to speak of, but five very shaken-up faves.
      Say, Herman, another question. Remember when TS met you at the airport that time? Well, the very next day we received a letter from a frantic Hermaniac who had heard that you were going bald. How come that letter was mailed in Los Angeles when the return address said New York? And how come the handwriting looked just like that of a certain young pop star by the name of Peter Blair Noone?