Herman To Fool Them And Leave Wax For an Acting Career

. . .HERMAN IS ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY GIRLS!
This pretty miss is his sister Suzanne. Herman also
has a younger sister, Louise, and an older married
sister, Denise, and his mom is expecting another baby.

     Funny how someone comes along, walks into a scene he didn't make. Has a hit and hears that he'll never last 'cause he has no real talent, is too young, too naive.

Basically

     Such a someone is Pete Noone. Now known as Herman, leader of the Hermits, maker of hit records, drawer of huge crowds, object of a million young dreams. But basically still Pete Noone.
     The boy they sort of snickered at and sort of dug. They made jokes because he was young and had hair covering his ears and was another in a long line of English imports. But at the same time, they sort of liked the kid who made all the funny faces. Because he appeared rather harmless, probably washed his hair, took a bath every now and again, and if shaved a little closer would look like any other young boy.
     So, while not giving him long on top (if, indeed, he ever reached top), they didn't protest too loudly when their daughters bought his records, sighed at the television when he smiled and, in general, decided that he was the one they'd been waiting a good fifteen years for.
     And so Herman walked into something good. But, of course, all the hot-shot, know-it-alls said it couldn't last. It wasn't Herman's scene. It belonged to older groups. It was owned by the Beatles and overseen by the Stones. On the surface it had no place for Herman.

     But perhaps it was all for the best that Herman was born too late. While the Beatles and Stones were out of the age-reach of the younger teens, Herman fit right in. He was one of the young, one of the happening people who still enjoyed life with the number one in front of it.

Walks Alone

     As the months sped by it became public knowledge that Paul had his Jane, Mick his Chrissie and Ringo, Charlie and Bill their wives. But Herman remained alone. Always in the States and for a while in England.
     But in Britain things are different. English fans accept girlfriends as inevitable. They don't even get too upset by marriages. Herman never made it as big in England as he did in America. Because he sang Cockney but was born in Manchester which is something like being born in the heart of New York City and then attempting to pass yourself off as a Texan. It won't go. People find out and they consider you something of a fraud but they admire your cheek and, therefore, will not condemn you entirely.


. . .DESPITE RUMORS OF A SPLIT, the Hermits are still intact. (l. to r.) Karl Green, Herman, Lek Leckenby, Keith Hopwood and Barry Whitwam.

     And so it was for Herman in England. His fellow Britains didn't particularly dig him. But for the span of a hit record or two they dug a young singer named Twinkle. Who knows what was behind it but suddenly Herman and Twinkle were making the scene together.

Today Counts

     Sources close to Herman say it was nothing but a publicity stunt, an easy way to obtain the much needed British press. For both Twinkle and Herman.
     Supposedly, Herman gifted Twinkle with an identification bracelet and she, in turn gave Herman a matching I.D. bracelet. Said Twinkle in a British interview: "Herman and I don't think much of the future. We feel, now, that to love is in itself enough. Today does count after all and today with Herman is better than yesterday without him."
     For his part, Herman remained surprisingly mum. Whether his management discovered that news of the "romance" was spreading to America and that the U.S. fans didn't think much of the idea, or whether the romance (if it was a romance) cooled naturally, only Herman and Twinkle know. But whatever the reason for, or behind, the "affair" - it died. And was buried. Period.
     But in it's place "Mrs. Brown's Daughter" was born and then a guy named "Henry VIII" and then a movie called "When The Boys Meet The Girls." And finally a huge contract with MGM and the promise of more movies, more money, more fame, more of everything.

Brain


. . .HERMAN DRESSED IN A TUX and smiling
happily with Lesley Gore

     For all his funny remarks and his attempt to project the "little boy" image, Herman has a quick-moving brain behind his conservative long hair. He spends most of his time in America. If you happen to catch him in a frank mood he'll tell you why. "In England to earn 300 pounds a night you have to travel miles around. But in America I have earned 8,000 pounds in one night. So why not go to America for a few weeks?
     "In England, we're just a group, so why shouldn't we go to America where we are an English group? Honestly, then, Herman spends his time in America for two reasons - more money and more fame. Disgusting, you say? Well, the truth often is, and the truth of the matter is that money and fame are the two reasons why all performers are in the business. Whether they admit it or not. So, why not be honest about it?
     I get the definite impression, though, that Herman would much rather earn his money and fame as an actor. After all, that's where he started. And, in actual fact, that's what he is. Watch him closely and you can see the actor in him come out all over the stage. The faces he makes, his ad-lib remarks. He's stage left, follow the little red light, listen to the director, memorize your lines kid, and someday you'll be a star.

     Unfortunately, Peter can't act in his movies. He's Herman, the head of the Hermits. He's a pop singer and in his movies he is not allowed to move out of that bag. Just watch and see.
     In fact, he's already made a gallant attempt at it in the form of "The Canterville Ghost," which will be seen this season on "ABC-TV Stage 67." True, it's a musical but Herman appears minus the Hermits. And that's a stop toward longevity anyway you look at it.
     The people who said Herman would never make it have been proven wrong. But, life being life, Herman's Hermits will one day fade away. And being smart, Herman knows it. He can't stand on a stage when he's pushing 30 and declare his undying love to Mrs. Brown's teenage daughter. People would say he was nothing but a lecherous old man.

On The Move

     So, he has to move, progress. And since he's a natural born actor, it is only wise to move in the direction of the camera. And being wise, Herman is moving. It may take him years but someday he'll stand all alone. Only he won't be Herman anymore - he'll be a young man by the name of Peter Blair Denis Bernard Noone. It won't all fit up there on the marquee so people will shorten it to Peter Noone.
     And again, he'll walk into a scene he didn't make but rather inherited. And people who go to movies but don't listen to records will say that he doesn't have any real talent, is too young, too naive. They'll say he'll never last. And maybe he won't. But whether he makes it or not, life today will always be groovy for Peter Noone. He's that kind of person. And tomorrow? It'll come - someday.

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