Herman's Holiday Blues

    I HAVE interviewed Herman in a deserted Birmingham TV studio at 6 am, on horseback in an Irish lane, in a rowing-boat on the Serpentine Lake! I have talked with him in hotels, dressing rooms, clubs and bars; at his home in Liverpool - and at mine in London.
    But last week I was stranded with the "No Milk Today" man in a little restaurant half-way up a Swiss mountain in the middle of a snow drift!
    Herman was on holiday - his first for more than two years - and to get away from it all had decided on the island of Jersey. But after three wet, windy days there, he travelled on to Switzerland.
    We left Jersey Airport at 5:30 pm to fly to Paris, where we should have changed to a plane for Zurich. At Orly Airport, however, Herman discovered that his suitcase was missing.
    It took the airline at least half an hour to discover that his suitcase had in fact gone astray. Another half-hour passed while phone calls were made to Jersey and forms were completed, by which time the last plane to Zurich had left Paris.
    However, there are worse places to be stranded in than Paris, but we decided to book sleepers on the midnight train from Paris to Interlaken, which gave us four hours in the French capital.
    We took a taxi from the airport to Paris Gare de Lyon, picked up our tickets and retired to a bar across the street.
    Herman has always liked Paris and the first thing he did was to buy a carton of his favourite "Disque Bleu" cigarettes. We ordered beers and settled at a pavement table.
    He seldom stops thinking about business, so naturally the conversation got round to records. He is genuinely thrilled that "No Milk Today" is doing so well and that "Dandy" is still climbing in the American charts.
    Very few people in Paris - apart from some British and Americans - recognised him and he has decided that he must release a single in France shortly, to remedy that!
    We finished our drinks and headed back to the station. The train was in and by the time it left Paris we were fast asleep.
    At nine in the morning we arrived in wet, misty Interlaken. Shops and hotels were closed and the town apparently deserted, but Herman insisted that we travel to the top of the Jungfrau, one of the highest mountains in the Alps.
    He had made the journey before with his family four years ago and assured me that it was a tremendous experience.
    As we walked through Interlaken he pointed out the places he knew.
    He spotted a club he had visited. "Chubby Checker was all the rage then," he recalled. "I can remember they used to play 'Let's Twist Again' all the time in there. And Dion's record 'The Wanderer' was another."
    The train journey up the Jungfrau was as he had so rightly pointed out, an experience.
 

Two-thirds of the way up we had to change trains at a little place called Kleine Scheidegg.
    Everything was completely covered in snow and a blizzard was blowing!
    The driver told us we had a 15 minute stop. So we had a drink in the little bar. We sat down at a window just in time to see the train pull off silently up the mountain!
    There were no more trains down by that route and the next train going up was three hours later and we would have to catch that one to catch another down again!
    Eventually the train arrived and the only two passengers - Herman and I - climbed aboard. At the top, after travelling for miles through tunnels, we came out into brilliant sunshine. Immediately a family of Americans pounced on Herman for autographs. Herman signed and the family wandered off whispering excitedly: "Well, who'd have imagined us meeting 'Herman' up here?"
    From the top of the Jungfrau we travelled back down to Interlaken and from there caught a train to Zurich, arriving at 11 pm, just as it started raining again!
    The following morning, it was still raining but we decided to go on a steamer. If anyone has ever sailed up Lake Zurich in pouring rain with only four German-speaking nuns for company let me know and we can compare the experiences!
    The next day was just about as successful. We went to the cinema to see "Is Paris Burning," which stars Orson Welles, Kirk Douglas and Anthony Perkins. An English-speaking film one might assume. But not this one - it was in French with German subtitles, which changed every 15 minutes to German dialogue with French subtitles!
    On Sunday morning the sun was shining brightly and naturally we were coming back to London. The holiday was over. Holiday? It's a pleasure to be working again!



New Releases From - Faces, Herman, Sandie, Hebb, P & G,  Wayne

HERMAN'S Hermits' follow-up to their current hit "No Milk Today has already been scheduled. Also issued shortly are singles by the Small Faces, Sandie Shaw, Wayne Fontana, and Jonathan King.
    Manchester songwriter Graham Gouldman, whose hits have included "No Milk Today," "Bus Stop" and "Look Through Any Window," penned the next single by Herman and Wayne Fontana.
    Herman's "East West," is issued (Columbia) on November 25. Wayne Fontana's "Pamela Pamela" (Fontana) is released next Friday.


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