RECIPE FOR FUN - Take four Hermits, two guns, two toy trumpets and three Union Jacks - mix together, then stand back!
    Karl and Lek were all set for a duel, but when they pulled the triggers - out popped the Union Jacks! So they are both still very much alive - and kicking.
    And they very nearly were (kicking, I mean) when Barry and Keith came out with the Toy Trumpet Voluntary - or something like that.
    I think they'd better stick to their usual instruments - it's safer!

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